Me to a "T"

I just counted up the t-shirts that I own and you'll never guess how many I have... 44! Yeah, yeah, you can stop rubbing your eyes now because that's not a typing error... I really, truly, for whatever reason, own at least forty-four t-shirts! I mean, I've always considered myself a t-shirt and jeans kinda person, but how absurd is that? I could wear a different t-shirt every day, with absolutely no repeats, for a month and a half. And, that's not even counting the thirteen polos and button-up short-sleeve shirts or the dozen tank tops that I own. Now we're up to a total of sixty-nine short-sleeve/sleeveless shirts. I could almost last the whole summer without having to wash any shirts.

And my dad thinks that women collect shoes...